Nali Eurovisiooni moodi.

KREEKA
Capital: AthensIslands: Who wants to count?!
Inbreed level: 27 %
Exports: Olives, feta cheese, words, philosophy... everything comes from Greece.
Famous Greeks: Nana Moskouri, Elena Paparizou, Madonna, Cher, Elvis Presley, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Martin Luther, Jesus, Adam, Eve, Snake, God.

EESTI
Estonia borders to Lithuania.
Bathroom light switches are OUTSIDE the bathroom.
A popular beer, “A. le Coq”, sounds similar to "I'd like a coke/cock”, so one must be careful when ordering or be willing to start drinking at noon or having a pleasant experience in the restaurant.
In Tartu, cab drivers do not rob you blind just because you are a foreigner.
In Tallinn they do.
The women are not only Estonian, they are stunning.

SUURBRITANNIA
Name: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Capital: London
Consists of: Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and something else.
Exports: Pop, weapons, whiskey, chavs.
Average placing in ESC: 7th
Friends: None

SOOME
Owner: Nokia
Motto: "Connecting People"
Alcoholic consumption: whatever fits in the ferry from Estonia

TÜRGI1
(12-pound) turkey1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, sliced1/2 cup vegetable oil4 cloves large garlic, crushed1 teaspoon ground allspice1 teaspoon seasoned salt
1. Preheat oven 350°F.
2. Clean and rinse out turkey cavity and pat dry.
Place turkey in a roasting pan.
Carefully lift skin over breasts, thighs and drumsticks and insert butter.
Rub oil and crushed garlic cloves over turkey, then sprinkle with allspice and seasoned salt.
Tie or skewer legs together to hold shape during cooking.
Cover with aluminum foil.
3. Bake for 4 hours, or about 20 minutes per pound.
Meat thermometer should read 180°F. when inserted into the thickest portion of the breast away from the bone.
Remove foil during last 30 minutes of cooking, baste with pan juices and brown skin.
Makes 12 servings.

VENEMAA
Rasiye is rool Priziden Putin.
If we nyet riten nayce thing about cuntri, khi kill frinds go eyrovizion in Moskva.
Rasiye iz bootifal cuntri, end eviry pipel love it.
Gorgi ind Okrayn pipel not do shower.

LEEDU
Capital: Vilnius
National sport: Basketball
National language: Basketball
Member of: EU, NATO, FIBA, NBA, ULEB, Euroleague, Eurobasket
Famous Lithuanians: They're all Basketball players
Motto: "Basketball, Basketball, Basketball!"

UKRAINIA
Ahhh, Ukraine!
The country that gave us cavewimmin, Verka, babies with nine eyes and a president that has 427 food tasters.This vast land is a Eurovision powerhouse, having scored second place in the last two contests and hosting the event in 2005.
Ukraine shares its flag colours with Sweden. Isn't that too cool?

AZERBAIJAN
Population: 8 million
Eyebrows: 8 million
Export: Oil (but Armenia steals it on the way)
Culture: None (Armenia stole it)
Motto: None (Armenia stole it)
History: None (Armenia stole it)

RUMEENIA
Thanks to their closely related languages, Romanians like to think that they're Italian. And indeed, Romania is just like Italy. That is, minus the food, culture, scenery, sun, art, architecture, economy, infrastructure, education and atmosphere.

SLOVEENIA
The Slovenian language has singular, plural and dual.

MAKEDOONIA
Macedonia is basically a country that's awaiting Greek approval.Its one independent achievement is its ability to create Europe's ugliest flag.
Capital: Athens
Best known homosexual: Alexander the Great
Motto: "Don't FYROM Me"


- geniaalne